The BestView Report to Obama

On the White House's blog Wednesday, people were asked to help stop the spread of disinformation about legislation to overhaul health insurance. The post offered an e-mail address, flag@whitehouse.gov, for users to forward anything "on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy."
The following is my E-mail to comply with the request:

Dear White House;
As a good citizen, I am hereby reporting some fishy goings on here in Georgia. These backward people down here think the Obama plan to take over our health care system in Chicago fashion is idiotic and some are even complaining openly. They think the government is inept and can't even execute a plan to give away money to people to buy cars. One lady said that Obama was lying when he said the changes would give more health insurance to more people and save money. If you would like me to send names of these subversives, just let me know.

Your humble servant diligently spying on neighbors,

Gary Best