Dorothy Parker

I have recently read two variations of a quote by the widely quoted Dorothy Parker.

"If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end I wouldn't be surprised".

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end-to-end I wouldn't be a bit surprised".

I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't other variations of this and it hardly matters the subject of the original quip. Wouldn't you love to sit next to her at dinner?